A key centrepiece featured prominently in your LONELY DESOLATE ROOM is the ever eyecatching TOUHOU POSTER which sports several characters from PERFECT CHERRY BLOSSOM. You don't have many things you're willing to display up on your wall, but this gorgeous piece flaunts your personal exceptionality by virtue of being ONE OF THE THINGS YOU ARE SORTA INTO. You can get behind some of the FANON HYPE that emanates from MARISA KIRISAME, there's most certainly some undeniable appeal behind an ARROGANT TOMBOY MAGICIAN that WRECKS EVERYONE'S SHIT, but by all accounts you are much more of a REIMU HAKUREI guy... at least when you're not busy being the FOUSEYTUBE guy. No frills, only action. You like that about her. And shrine maidens are fucking awesome anyways.


Through CULTURAL OSMOSIS, you were already ambiently aware of select cultural exports out of the TOUHOU community for years - I mean, you'd need to be deaf and blind to miss BAD APPLE on the internet. You'll gladly take one more demonstration of the BAD APPLE MUSIC VIDEO on an ANTIQUATED AND/OR NOVEL DISPLAY METHOD any day of the week! You admittedly only started gaining a conspicious interest in the series after you became heavily invested in OUEN - the game carries a cornucopial wealth of charts after all, many of which are charting songs from the TOUHOU series. The process of recognising specific melodies and motifs between seemingly disparate songs is intriguing at worst, and addicting at best. How were you meant to know it's all connected?


Oh, and not to mention the art - the art! You've always been a sucker for character designs, and the community for TOUHOU is second to none when it comes to fan works. The fan music is great, and the fanart just SLAPS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.


You swear to yourself that someday you'll play one of the games.