OUEN is down. Your OUEN friends aren't making you feel any better. No one cares that you ranked your first set, and you feel like you'll never know anyone's true opinion now that OMDB is over. You feel stuck. Your room still fucking sucks. The world is cruel and you live in hell... more or less.


Oh. You're very fucking hungry.


You need to get some motherfucking food.


(You suddenly feel the need to title your pages...!)