You step out into the RIVER STYX, which is usually referred to as a LIVING ROOM in popular culture and every other household, sensing the lack of danger. You take a moment to take a breath, not realising the tension that had been built up. That's gotta go. You observantly gaze upon the FURNITURE in front of you, spotting the VIDEO GAME CONSOLE chilling the fuck out all powered off and stuff. You also take note of the terrible state of the FURNITURE, and you humorously think to yourself that if this was a drawn webcomic then the artist must have gotten a little pissed off and started cutting corners drawing this thing. Hypotheticals are so funny! It has definitely seen better days.

But your mission is yet incomplete. You must still remain on full guard, lest you- oh my god what was that