You are REDRUM, an AVID GAMER and CHILL DUDE IN TRAINING hailing from the wonderful land of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. On the internet, no one knows you're a dog - or in this case FOUSEYTUBE, a completely unrelated online personality which you have unwittingly associated yourself with in a hilarious game of DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE. You are the FOUSEYTUBE GUY to everyone, whether you like it or not. In reality, you'd say you're neutral about these things. Your online username, which you EXPEDITIOUSLY CRAFTED AT A SIGNIFICANTLY YOUNGER AGE, may be deduced by those geniusically inclined as the reverse of the word "murder". At the time you made it, this seemed like the coolest username ever. At the time of right now, this seems like the coolest fucking username ever. Those observationally inclined will be quick to notice the PESKY DASH situated eagerly preceding the main course: this is singularly isolated to the username chosen in the great game of OUEN.


You used to play many games, until a friend teased FATE by having you discover the rich world of OUEN - a community-based rhythm game centered around hitting A BUNCH OF SHIT ON SCREEN in time to MOSTLY JAPANESE MUSIC. Sporting competitive leaderboards and a vibrant charting community, it- oh you already get it and I can skip describing it? Great, convenient that we don't need to explain anything! Moving right along.