As it turns out, the barrier of entry is lower when you take the more tame route of picking a thirty second song and making an EASY and NORMAL set. Look, you're only human, and THE PEOPLE were yearning for that good ol' god damn Really Good Combo anyways. There's no reward in patience here.
Regardless, you had been improving at the craft for an extended period, and you had even gotten as far as making some CHARTICALLY INCLINED FRIENDS that were sometimes willing to provide feedback on your charts. And who can blame them when you're just so sexy? Who can blame them when you're god damn FOUSEYTUBE?
Hey... when did this set get ranked?