Scratch21 - Sorry Jack by Shiny Braixen

i wish this map could just be surgically transplanted to a different song because i legitimately really like it

Furries

02:25:982 (1) - sliderbreaking here made the map more enjoyable because i laughed

IT aint tha tbad acrtyaklly looking at it again give it a 3

i think this is the worst map thats been ranked since 2008 honestly i wish i could rate it 0 10 times

on my pretty stupid phase rn [2]

on my pretty stupid phase rn

I don't get this map but then again I also never got this genre of music so it's doing something right prbly

can't at all

im slowly getting convinced that camo doesnt actually know how to read

spitting anyway

this guy is such a hater man

i cant get over how mappers 2023 will just rank the shittiest maps of the shittiest songs ever just so they can have furry in the tasg

song half-ruins the map but the eastbound & down comparison that someone drew is so fucking funny but also so true and it made me see the map in a better light sobs

correct use of omdb

when i saw the bleep buzz sliders for the first time i laughed really hard so it gets a +0.5 for funny points

remove sv changes and this would be 4/5 cuz the map fits the punk-ish pop style of the song pretty well

@olc ok yea true i was overexaggerating w that mostly

rhythm in the kiai is literally mapped to the voices and the ringing in his head

why is this song bootleg Blink-182

just don't get trolled lol?

and the map also plays soooo random idk this just aint it for me

She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack
But better luck next time

just feels unfun ngl and the hs is sooooo nothing idk most people forget that the HS pretty much adds half the experience in some cases i think

@fieryrage its cuz the phrase "please stop mapping" is warranted for like 10 mappers and this is not one of them

these 2 timestamps are pretty funny ngl

@wafer my guy u cant tell me that those two things are warranted in any regard theyre literally just “fuck you, player” patterns for no reason

like i said i genuinely could vibe with this map otherwise, it plays pretty nicely and works okay imo, those two sliders make me never want to play this ever again

@fieryrage She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack
But better luck next time

BUG OFF FIERYRAGE!

like i could vibe with some of the ideas here but those 2 things just completely tank the entire map

02:25:982 (1) - 03:08:709 (1) - please stop mapping

Ratio

any1 wanna mutual omdb

wat the hell does this mean jason

olc is songpilled I get it but im a hater

Why does the top diff feel AI-Generated

impressive

map is cool, song def reeks of 2008 emo energy but other than that it was fun to play

Thinking about this comment whenever I take a shit

GHAHHAHHAHAHHAH HAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

probably wouldve been ok if it wasnt wildy inconsistent for 0

wyit saved comment box 4x over. anyway this map unironically rips for me this is a strong 8 and top 3 2023

I like how no one bothers to rate maps on the actual osu site anymore so random maps like this become the lowest rated in the entire game if it gets a few haters

dude holy shit. this song. i remember where i heard this song for the first time.

my family on my father's side has owned this tiny two-story cabin up in massachusetts for a very long time. i recall my father taking my mom out there shortly after they got married. it's not glamorous by any means; the top floor has one large-ish room (sometimes split up into two rooms by a blanket we hung on some brass hooks), and it had about six beds of various sizes. taking the crude staircase behind one of the fold-out beds would lead you into the kitchen, and taking the door in the kitchen would lead you onto the porch overlooking a massive pond. if you ever felt cooped up inside, you had a gorgeous view not thirty paces from your bedroom.

the cabin has a lot of charm, although its somewhat far-out location makes it isolated from the town's main water supply. our running water comes directly from the pond, and it is the worst part of the cabin. the shower runs out of warm semi-filtered pond water after about three minutes, you have to use bottled water to brush your teeth in lieu of tap water, and you were only allowed to piss in the upstairs toilet. no #2 unless it was ABSOLUTELY necessary.

six or seven years ago when i visited the cabin with my family, we were directed to take our shits in the vacant cabin directly across the street. it was especially dingy, like nobody had lived there for months. the unkempt grass reached past my flip flops and well up to my shins. the front door was thin and creaked unapologetically , and the interior was musty and decrepit. a passable laundry room, a damn-near haunted bedroom that seems now like it should have been a safety hazard. atop the rough plank floor of the bedroom sat an empty metal bedframe, with only a window opposite the doorway to cast light onto it.

and, on the other side of the doorway, with whatever remaining space was left on the way, was the door to the bathroom. there was no kitchen or living room in this cabin, just a laundry room, a bedroom, and a closet containing a single surprisingly well-kept toilet underneath a lightbulb. for some reason, this house had better plumbing than our cabin did despite being about eight times worse. there wasn't a sink; there wasn't even room FOR a sink. the only other amenities besides the toilet and the light was a trashcan off to the side, a few rolls of whisper-thin toilet paper stacked on top of the tank, and a grimy can of cinnamon-scented Febreeze next to them.

and when i, age 11, would walk across the tall grass, through the door and into that bathroom, i would bring my mom's iPad with me and watch youtube videos while i took a shit. and this fucking song was one of them. and i thought it was the coolest thing ever.

i can picture myself, sitting in the bathroom, holding that ipad and soaking the entire thing in, feeling it alter my brain chemistry.
seeing this omdb page immediately, VISCERALLY reminded me of that.
memory is a strange thing.

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anyways this song is unbearable and i died one hundred deaths listening to this song a single time today. thanks

this is the sematary - rainbow bridge of omdb

god this is just the worst fucking song ever. osu mapper taste

shes stupid pretty he's pretty stupid 🔥🔥🔥

too much swag for omdb

oo wee oo i map just like shiny braixen
oh oh and you inspo skystar (old) [3]

oo wee oo i map just like shiny braixen
oh oh and you inspo skystar (old) [2]

oo wee oo i map just like shiny braixen
oh oh and you inspo skystar (old)